New Declaration of Independence

We have been asked by a number of people to post this without the Pythonesque humour as it appears to have struck a chord with many of you. What has been pointed out to us is that although when written it was an attempt to show Dubya up as the bumbling fool that he is, the actual content is very scary and very relevant to Americans who value their freedom...........

In Congress, February 3, 2005

The Unanimous Declaration of King George 11 and The Thirteen Neocons that control the United States of America.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve all political parties which have opposed me, and to assume all the powers of the earth, a disrespect to the opinions of mankind requires that I should declare the causes which impel me to assume dictatorial control.

I hold no truth to be self-evident, in fact I don`t even believe in the concept of truth. All men are not created equal, that they are not endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are not Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. -- That I must deprive these rights as I am the government, deriving my just powers irrespective of any consent of the governed.

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the not the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Prudence, will will not dictate that Governments long established should be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind will suffer, while evils are sufferable, if I have anything to do with it, and they have no right themselves to abolish the forms to which they are accustomed.

When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is not their right, nor is it their duty, to throw off such Government, thats why I have introduced the Patriot Act so they cannot provide new Guards for their future security.

Such has been the patient sufferance of the American people; and such is now the necessity for me to introduce new legislation to prevent them from altering any System of Government.

The history of the present King of America [George II] - myself - is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world because I have been annointed by God and more importantly, have my finger on the button and you can`t do anything about it.

I have refused to respect any Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

I have urged Congress to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, Patriot Act 1 and 2.

I have passed other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people called Freedom Camps, and unless those people would relinquish peacefully the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right that only I have, they will be interned in these Freedom Camps .

I have called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of bribing them into compliance with my measures.

I have today dissolved the Representative Houses, for opposing my invasions on the rights of the people.

I have refused for a long time, by means of vote fraud and media manipulation, to allow others other than my business friends to be elected; and my Legislative powers, are now capable of Annihilation, as I have demonstrated in Iraq and shortly Iran, I have returned nothing to the People; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from illegal immigration.

I have obstructed the Administration of Justice, and will only establish Judiciary powers that are right wing Christian fundamentalists.

I have made Judges dependent on my Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries, because I and only I speak daily to God, so what do these judges know.

I am erecting a multitude of New Offices and a new Statue of myself in every city of America, and if you object I will send hither swarms of storm troopers to harass our people.

I am keepin among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies known as the Freedom and Liberty Security Service and as there is no longer a legislature, tough.

Obviously I have affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power by removing civil power.

I have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, The New World Order, and I have given my Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

I will be Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us, essential for the War on Terror:

I will be protecting them, by a mock Trial, as I have with Halliburton and Enron, from punishment for any crime which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.

I am cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world- we don`t need foreign trade as I now own all the money and you will live in poverty:

I will imposing Taxes on you without your Consent - to pay for the War on Terror, its a worthy sacrifice to be Free in a Dictatorship.

I will deprive you, in all cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury - essential to catch these terrorists in the war on Terror:

I will transport you to Freedom Camps to be tried for pretended offences:

I am abolishing the free System of English Laws in America, establishing therein an dictatorial government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

I am taking away your Charters, abolishing your most valuable Laws, and having one, unelected Government:

I am dissolving your own Legislatures, and declaring myself solely invested with power to legislate for you in all cases whatsoever.

I have abdicated Government here, by declaring you not worthy of my Protection and will delare War against you if you attempt to disagree with me.

I have plundered the seas and ravaged the Coasts with my environmental policies, and shortly intend to burn your towns, so you can live in Freedom Camps. If you refuse I will destroy your lives.

I am at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, I am now the sole worthy the Head of this civilized nation.

I am bribing your fellow Citizens against all dissenters, to become the 'Freedom Informants" on their friends and Brethren.

I have excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and have endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the illegal immigrants, whose known rule of colonisation, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions I have been Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms:I have answered these repeated Petitions by introducing the Patriot Act 1 and 11, essential in the war on Terror. I was a Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, and though I maybe unfit to be the ruler of a free people, you are no longer free and I am now King George 11.

I, therefore, the sole ruler and Monarch of the United States of America, taking my advice from my direct line to God, the Supreme Judge of the world, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the myself, solemnly publish and declare, That America is, no longer, a Free and Independent State; that you, the people, are subects to my Crown, and that all political opposition is totally dissolved. As a dictatorship, only I have the Power to levy War, contract Alliances with other Tyrants, establish Commerce with Oil and Drug companies, and to do all other Acts and Things which a dictatorship may of right do. And you will support this Declaration as I have taken away every right you ever had.

Signed and ratified this day of February 3 2005

Supreme Monarch of America

King George II.



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